Streetrat

I'd rather sing my heart out to Disney songs than take a shower.

July 27, 2006 - Homemade Mozza Sticks

It was a rainy day. My brother and I were extremely bored.

Dirty.

Today I learned how well my grandfather can see

Everyone was in the kitchen getting ready for lunch - he was sitting at the table and I was standing about six or seven feet away from him at the counter.

He says, "What's that white stuff on the floor?"

My aunt and I both look down to where he's pointing and there were tiny pieces of cabbage, no bigger than a penny, on the floor.

She's good with the one liners

While my grandmother and I were waiting for assistance in Shopper's Drug Mart today, I decided to try on sunglasses for funzies.

After trying on about five different pairs, my grandmother turns to me and says,

"You already have three sunglasses in your car".

Joanna Newsom - 81

How many times have I listened to "All Summer" today?

Probably 15. And I'm sure it will be more by the end of the night.

Gnomes hiding under pilons

Last night we walked down the street, hands in our pockets. Kid Cudi was playing on your Blackberry.

I can't remember a time when I was so content with life.