Didn't we meet that one time... you know at your sister's friend's baseball game?

Every new relationship has those first bits of awkwardness. It's inevitable. Located in the fine print of the contract that nobody wishes to read. Awkwardness is a virus, and depends on human civilization to remain constant. The only way to fix this problem of awkwardness is to remove a variable from this equation, like us humans. I have a feeling this won't be happening anytime soon, so stick around. I cordially invite you to experience these awkward sessions through a new medium.

Yours truly.